people think this is a funny, i had a chat with a stranger at omegle

It is a long discussian, but it is really funny. Razz

You: Bonjour?

Stranger: bonjour

Stranger: are you french?

You: Je parle Francois

You: oui

You: La chat manger vous.

Stranger: oi

Stranger: i can't speak french

You: Good thing i speak english

Stranger: are you m/f?

You: S

You: A she Wolf

Stranger: i don't understand

You: I work down by the docks. I'm a baiter for a local fishing company

You: France's Fishingf

You: hello?

Stranger: are you a fisherman?

You: Yes. I was recently promoted too.

You: Smile

Stranger: how old are you?

You: I'm now a master Baiter, and i get to go out on the boats with the seamen.

Stranger: in indonesia you can fishing very big fish

You: Good. The seamen like big things

Stranger: do you ever go to indonesia?

You: No, But my little peter has. He is 15 and he went there for a high school language class.

Stranger: at jakarta?

You: I'm not sure, My little peter is in my wife's custody.

Stranger: peter is your son right?

You: Yes

Stranger: do you have facebook master?

You: no. I had a family one, but my wife changed the password

You: She divorced me because she caught me beating him.

Stranger: i am sorry to hear that

Stranger: why you do that sir?

You: Because he got excited and threw up on me.

Stranger: oh i see

Stranger: have you apologize with her?

You: Of course, But she can't forgive me for what i did to my little peter.

You: His head was all swollen

Stranger: what did you do with your son?

You: I beat him so hard, that i had to bring him to a clinic and have him checked.

Stranger: you beat your son not your wife?

You: I beat little beater, but there was beating my wife.

You: peter*

You: Typo's***

You: But there was no point Beating my wife*

Stranger: i think if you still love her and want back to her you must apologize more and more

You: But every time I talk to her, she gets angry because of my little peter.

Stranger: try to talk nicely

Stranger: bring her flower

You: I tried, but she just can't get my little Peter out of her mind.

Stranger: have you ever played with you son anymore?

Stranger: like give him a toy

You: I play with my little peter when i can, but it is hard sometimes.

You: He throws up on all the toys i give him.

You: He doesn't like toys anyways. He always puts them on his head.

Stranger: do you have msn?

You: no

Stranger: ym?

You: no

You: I barely use my computer

You: It seems like little peter threw up on it, so it's rather gross

Stranger: i am sory sir i must go to college

Stranger: so i think we can see again in the other time

You: My little peter would probably like to meet you.

Stranger: in where?

You: On a chat site, or something

You: Maybe the new video chat service on omegle

You: We would just have to be careful hat he doesn't thro up

Stranger: where i can find him?

You: You can probably find him on his facebook account

Stranger: his name?

You: He may have been forced to delete it though.

Stranger: ohy, what's your name sir?

You: Peter Mcjohn

You: I'm Frank Mcjohn

You: What is your's?

Stranger: i am Valiant Billy B

You: Do you have a facebook? My little peter gets excited when he meets new people.

Stranger: of course

Stranger: tell him my facebook acount name valiant billy brillianto

You: I will tell my little peter to contact you.

Stranger: if he still in indonesia

Stranger: i will try to search him

Stranger: of course

You: He is already back with my mom.

You: he is visiting her for the weekend

You: than he is going back to my ex wife

You: My little peter loves being with his grandma

You: ...

You: Any body there?

You: His facebook pic is a turtle

You: Hello?

You: 0

You: Surprised

You: Great. My Little peter threw up all over my mom. I have to go. Contact peter.

you : is a stranger

stranger : is me, valiant billy b

*i copied this dialogue on the other website, cos i haven't copied the real dialogue, and peoples think this is a funny dialogue..

i appreciate it.